Clean Up !!

Alright, So what the fuck is Clean-up !!
This is what their home page says:
"Welcome Mumbaikars! At first, we congratulate you for taking effort to know about this initiative that is envisioned to reduce significantly the incidence of public nuisances like spitting and littering in Mumbai. As an alert citizen, reading this website would be the first step for participating in the campaign. This website has been created with the purpose of equipping responsible and committed citizens with helpful information.
We are all aware of the serious problem Mumbai faces in terms of public hygiene. Every public space is splattered with paan stains and litter on the streets besides the odd pile of debris and garbage. The financial and commercial capital of the country, with a population of nearly 15 million people, Mumbai produces nearly 6500 Tons of garbage per day. It also produces nearly 2500 Tons of construction and demolition (C&D) waste per day. Dealing with effective management of such a huge amount of waste is a matter of concern for the Corporation. Municipal Corporation of Greater Mumbai (MCGM) allots 10% of its annual budget for Solid Waste Management.

The “Greater Mumbai Cleanliness and Sanitation Byelaws 2006” form the basis for the current campaign. The Byelaws have a provision to fine citizens who engage in spitting, littering and other nuisances in public spaces. Since there is a shortage of Nuisance Detectors MCGM has taken up an innovative step to authorize enlisted security agencies to fine the citizens. These security agencies will deploy Marshals in the various wards who will fine the offenders. The MCGM will not pay anything to the security agencies for their services and in turn has agreed to share 50 percent of the fine collected. The Clean-Up Marshals will patrol all the 24 wards of the city and enforce the cleanliness bye laws.At the same time, by February 2008, 20,000 more dustbins of a better design will be installed in the city. Thus, the campaign encompasses:

provision of additional facilities for cleanliness
education and awareness generation
enforcement of bye-laws by fining offenders with the help of Clean-up Marshals
Thus, in the process it envisions to achieve the larger goal of making Mumbai clean, beautiful and a world class city. At the same time, the campaign also expects significant amount of active participation and cooperation from the citizens and civil society groups by participating in awareness campaigns and the third party audit of the campaign at ward level.

LET’S TREAT MUMBAI CITY AS OUR HOME !!!"

"BULL FUCKING SHIT" -- Thats what i say



Like i have already mentioned in my first post i travel to nariman point everyday. So naturally i take a train to CST and then a cab(which is another thing i want to write about...). So on one such day i walked out of C.S.T and i was keeping the Go Mumbai card which i carry in my wallet. During this time something fell out of my wallet which i didn't realize....it happened to be a scrap of paper......Promptly a Motherfucking Clean-up Marshal came up to me and demanded a fine of Rs.200 for littering the streets. Simultaneously another guy who threw his cigarette butt was caught. i happend to ask this Marshal that suppose i had thrown that scrap of paper on purpose which i did not.....to show me a dustbin where i can throw it. As is to be expected there was a prompt retort....."vo udhar saamne hai na"(1 km away...and overflowing).....then i asked him where is the no smoking sign.................there were none......no boards at all!!!.....then he proudly showed me a fucking board of 6"in x 6"in....saying ....do not litter or spit......surprisingly though....it was red in color(if you know what i mean). Oh and the placement was just amazing. it was on the outer side of the walkway where the traffic can see it but pedestrains can't because they are not allowed to walk on that side!!! Gr8!!!....So the only living thing that can see it is probably a druken monkey who is crossing the road and breaking the law by not using the subway.......so you break one law to know about another.


What im trying to say is that if you bloody motherfukkers wan't us to keep our city clean which we also want to....then atleast provide dustbins and then fine people who are littering around it....The government just want to impose rules and fines.....and the others want to do their work.....who suffers........me and you.....Brilliant......
I had been to germany recently....they have massive fines for littering.....but you know the difference??.........they use those fines for more dustbins......not for some bastard of a neta wanting to buy a cheap ass pajero......clean-up my ass!!!
Also how they can easily understand whether somebody has littered is simply because the streets are so bloody clean that a person can sit and eat his/her food there. So the govt does its job and then expects the people to do so.

So here's my step by step recommendation for you motherfukkers(Whoever calls the shots)....
1. Get A Life
2. Provide fucking Dustbins at appropriate locations....i don't expect dustbins on the expressway after every 200 m.....but atleast in places that have so much pedestrian density.
3. Get a Life
4. Stop spitting out of you savvy cars(provided by the GOVT......You see they have Maharastra Shasan written all over them)
5. Get A life
6. Impose fines for Ignorant Motherfukkers who want to spit/litter on the road even when there is a dustbin withing walking distance
7. Get A Life
8. Go Fuck Yourselves

Id like to conclude this post by telling you guys about an instance......there was a time not long ago....i was travelling to pune by car....i picked up a burger just before hitting the expressway.....i disposed the trash in a trash can when i reached pune.........who got fined 200?..............me!!!.....not the bastards who rate of spitting is more than an AK-56...............oh and by the way.....that paper that flew out of my wallet......is still lying on the ground outside CST.........Man There are doing a good job cleaning Mumbai.....Bravo..Bravo you motherf.......ah forget it....